I think I need to build an ark

I took a vacation recently. When I left on the 16th on December, the snow we'd gotten had started to turn to rain. It hasn't stopped raining since. All of the creeks and rivers are just about to flood. I'll be fine, living on the second floor as I do, but it's not going to be easy on a lot of people if we do get flooding here. Almost a month straight of rain. Torrential downpours in California for the last few weeks. You don't think this might be anything to do with global warming, do you?
Nah, couldn't be, right?
After all, George says that it's all just nonsense.
Scientists and climatologists don't know as much as he does, right?
Not that I have anything against the other people in Crawford Texas, but jeez, I'd love to see a Biblical level flood strike Crawford, right after the wildfires torch most of it off the map. Then have the scientists explain global warming to the shithead again.
That'd be nice.
Maybe the Kyoto deal would finally get adhered to.