NFL Predictions, or go Skins!

Ugh. The people up here are all in a frenzy as their beloved Seaturkeys get ready for a playoff game at Kotex PantyShield Field™, or whatever the current corporate whoring of the stadium name is. These people are delusional. One MVP and a loser QB does not make a SuperBowl contender. Plus the coach is a jackass. They go up against the Redskins. SuperBowl winning coach? Check. Three wins with three different QB's. Fearsome defense? Check. LaVar Arrington, a certified destroyer of running backs and passing games. Great offense? Check. They had a rough go last week, but Clinton Portis is no bum, and Mark Brunnell can win big games. Seaturkeys? SuperBowl winning coach? Um, yeah, Brett Favre won one by being a brilliant QB, Holmgren had little to do with it. Defense? No, not really, if they all decide to play, they can maybe make the Skins work harder, but they aren't going to be able to stop them entirely. Besides, Ray Rhode's defenses always come apart in the playoffs. Offense? Other than Shaun Alexander? No, not really. Hasselbeck sucks in pressure situations. Despite a pair of Penn State recievers, they can't be very effective when their QB hits them in the back of the helmet. Face it, if Alexander wasn't on this team, and they played in a real division instead of the Pansies of the NFC West, they'd be 3-13.
Skins by 7.
Word.
Pats vs. Broncos
The Patriots will destroy the Broncos in Denver, because cold weather doesn't exactly faze the Pats. Besides, the Pats are peaking at the right time.
Pats by 10.
Carolina vs. Chicago
This is a tough matchup, both teams are pretty good, but both of them can suck big time. Chigaco has gotten a lot of mileage with a strong defense, but Carolina isn't exactly a bunch of pansies on D, while Chicago's offense isn't a powerhouse. I think Chicago's inexperience kills them.
Carolina by 7.
Pittsburgh vs. Indianapolis
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Peyton's great, and so are the rest of them, and we should all feel sorry for Tony Dungy, blah, blah, blah. BFD. Manning has choked in every single game that means anything. Win a SuperBowl? He needs to win an AFC Championship first, and he's never done it. Besides, Pittsburgh loves to ruin other people's seasons. How can Pittsburgh pull it off? The Bus wants a title so he can retire. Big Ben wants to prove himself to the world. Cowher isn't the most veteran coach because he's stupid. Nope, Pittsburgh can win, if all goes right and they don't make any mistakes. Their D needs to hammer Manning and get him out of his rythym. Blitz. Lots of them. Knock Manning on his ass five or six times, and the game is yours. Sic him.
Pittsburgh by a whisker, 3 or less.

Next round:
Pittsburgh upsets the Pats in Foxboro by 6.
Carolina knocks off Washington by 3.
Pittsburgh wins it all.