Why don't we get Cherry flavored PEZ in the USA?

Strawberry, orange, lemon.
WTF?
Why can I only get Cherry overseas?
This shit bothers me and keeps me up at night.
So does the list of missing foods.
Purplesaurus Rex Kool-Aid.
I really dug that flavor.
The bastards.
The ORIGINAL Chicken Sandwich at Carls. Jr.
On the French roll.
It was killer.
The current one sucks.
Marathon Candy Bars. Reggie Bars. Freakies Cereal.
Vanilla Crunch. Fruit Brute (companion cereal to Count Chocula and Frankenberry).
Where'd they go?
At least I can still buy Quisp!
www.quisp.com
And holy shit, why do they have to keep coming up with new flavors of Pop Tarts?
I'll only eat Brown Sugar/Cinnamon and Strawberry.
I give less than a shit about Darth Vader flavored PopTarts.
And why isn't there Grape Nehi Soda anymore?
I'd even settle for Grape Fanta.
But nooo...we have to stock the shelves with 83 varieties of Mountain Dew.
Does this shit bother anyone else, or am I even more disturbed than the average person?
Let me know, willya?