Is Seattle Super?

Well, the Seaturkeys are SuperBowl bound, are they gonna win it all?
Highly doubtful.
Why?
Here's why.

Does this man look like he wants his final game to be a loss?
If you are not a football fan, this is Jerome Bettis.
Nicknamed The Bus.
Nine years ago, the Rams told him he was too old and too slow, and then they cut his ass.
Bill Cowher and Pittburgh thought differently, and signed him up.
The SuperBowl will be his last game.
In Detroit.
He's FROM Detroit.
His entire family will be there.
Every single one of his friends will be there.
This man will have a home field advantage.
He was gonna retire last year.
The Steelers lost the AFC Championship.
He wanted to retire.
Ben Roethlisberger begged him not to.
He promised him if he came back, they'd get that SuperBowl Trophy.
Last week when Bettis fumbled, nine different players told him not to worry, Bettis had carried the team on his shoulders at times, they were going to carry him.
Ben Roethlisberger won't let him down.
Bill Cowher won't let him down.
The rest of the team won't let him down.
And Jerome Bettis, who for every single carry of his incredible career has been nothinig but class and dignity, won't let HIMSELF down.
Steelers by 10.
The Bus has a big day.
He retires a CHAMPION.