Color me shocked...not really

You Will Die at Age 58

Not bad, considering your super wild lifestyle Want to live longer? Try losing a few bad habits.

What Age Will You Die?

Holy jumpin' shit!
Then again, the oldest male in my family only made it to 60....I shouldn't be surprised.
I am, however, way over due for my midlife crisis, where's the '69 Camaro and 19 year old girlfriend?

Uh oh....this can't be good....

Your Famous Last Words Will Be:

"So, you're a cannibal."

What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?

On the other hand....

You Are 64% Sociopath

The good news is that you're devastatingly charming. The bad news? You mostly use those charms for evil!

Are You A Sociopath?

This does not bode well.....I'm predicitng misery and tragedy of some sort....
oh well, not my lookout....hehehehehe!