Time to fuck with a scam artist....
Oh joy! I look in the ol' Yahoo email and well, golly, I have a chance to make some easy money!
Yeah. Right.
Another one of these scam artists over there in Africa.
I've decided to play this dumbfuck for all he's worth, mainly 'cause I need the laughs.
And I'm kind of cruel that way.
Here it is:, with my interjections along the way.
"FROM MR.LEEN MOHAMED.
AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING UNIT.
BANK OF AFRICA.
OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA-FASO"
OK. Where the fuck IS Burkina-Faso?
West Africa. It's landlocked and piss-poor.
So instead of trying to actually find honest labor
and build any kind of industry, they turn to scams.
Clever devils!
DEAR FRIEND,
Really? I don't know you from Adam.
(TOP SECRET)
Can you trust me? I wouldn't trust me.
MY NAME IS MR LEEN MOHAMED. I FREELANCE AND WORK
AS A PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR FOR CORPORATE ORGANZATIONS
HERE IN BURKINA-FASO WEST AFRICA.
I thought he worked for the auditors?
RECENTLY I WAS ASKED TO HEAD A TEAM OF INVESTIGATORS ABOUT
A CLIENT OF THIS PARTICULAR (BANK OF AFRICA) HERE IN BURKINA-FASO,
WEST AFRICA AFTER MY INVESTIGATOR WE COME ACROSS AN UNCLAIM
FUND PERSON, WHO DIED INTESTATE AND HAS A DEPOSIT U$7.2 MILLION
DOLLARS IN BANK OF AFRICA HERE, AND ITS AFFILIATE IN EUROPE.
UPON HIS DEATH WE TRIED LOOKING FOR HIS IMMEDIATE RELATION(S)
TO NO AVAIL.I FURTHER GATHERED THAT OUR SAID CLIENT WHOSE
NAME SHALL BE WITHHELD FOR NOW FOR SECURITY REASONS DIED
ABOUT SIX YEARS AGO ALONG WITH HIS ENTIRE HOUSE-HOLD IN
THE ILL-FATED AF4590 AIR CRASH IN MOENCHENGLADBACH,GERMANY
ARROUND MIDDLE OF YEAR 2000 ON ITS WAY TO NEW YORK FOR HIS
ANNUAL VACATION,DETAILS CAN BE FOUND ON THIS WEBSITE
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm
PLEASE FOR ONFIDENTIALITY/SECURITY REASONS YOU ARE TO KEEP
THIS WEBSITE TO YOURSELF TIGHTLY FOR NOW UNTIL FURTHER
NOTICE AS IT WAS A PRODUCT OF MY FINDINGS
You got it! NO one will find out about the BBC from ME!
DURING MY COURSE OF INVESTIGATION ON THIS SAID DECEASED
CLIENT AND A UBSEQUENT HONEST INDIVIDUAL THAT WILL SERVE
AS A NEXT OF KIN SO THAT I MIGHT PRESENT HIS DETAILS BEFORE
THE MANAGEMENT OF THIS BANK TO STAND AS A NEXT-OF-KIN
AS HE NEVER INDIDCATED ANY BEFORE HIS UNTIMELY DEATH.
Well THAT makes perfect sense, lots of people who have 7.2 million
in the bank leave those details open.
Really cuts down on the worry.
IT IS IN THE LIGHT OF THE ABOVE I SUMMED UP COURAGE AND
CONFIDENCE
Oh, there's a word that applies here, but not in the way he implies.
TO CONTACT AND SEEK YOUR INTEREST TO USE YOU, AS A
FOREIGNER WHO WILL STAND AS HIS NEXT-OF-KIN BEFORE THE
MANAGEMENT OF THE BANK UPON MY FINAL RE-COMENDATION IN
THE CAPACITY OF THE HEAD OF INVESTIGATING PANEL SO THAT
THE FUNDS WOULD BE RELEASED AND PAID INTO YOUR CUSTODY
AS THE BENEFICIARY'S NEXT-OF-KIN,ALL DOCUMENTS AND PROVES
TO ENABLE YOU RECIEVE THIS FUND WILL BE CAREFULLY WORKED OUT
Pretty sure documents created at Kinko's don't work that well
AND MORE AS A PROFESSIONAL IN THIS FIELD,IT IS NOT A
STRANGE FACT THAT THE SAID FUND WILL BE CONFISCATED BY TOP
MANAGEMENT EXECUTIVE OF THE BANK AFTER A FRUITLESS SEARCH
FOR ANY NEXT-OF-KIN.
The stragne fact is why, or HOW he came across me.
I AM ASSURING YOU OF 100% RISK-FREE INVOLVEMENT AND AT
THE END OF THE DAY,WE ARE ASLO AWARE OF THE FACT THAT
SOMETHING WILL HAVE TO BE WORKED-OUT FOR OURSELVES
HERE AND FOR YOU THAT WILL BE RECIEVING THIS FUNDS.
ASLO, this guy's spelling is atrocious. Pretty sure a top flight
bank investigator would be better educated.
PLEASE,IF THE ABOVE PROPOSAL IS OKAY BY YOU SIMPLY
INDICATE YOUR WILLINGNESS AND I WILL LET YOU HAVE THE
PANACEA TO CLAIM IT.NB NOW FOR ALL YOUR HELP IN RECIVING
THIS MONEY IN YOUR ACCOUNT 40% OUT OF THE MONEY IS
FOR YOU5% FOR ANY ESPENCESS
The word is EXpenses, curly. I thought it was risk free?
I'm gonna have to pay upfront, aren't I?
BOTH OF US WILL DO ON IT AND YOU WILL KEEP THE LEST OF
OUR MONEY TILL WE COME TO YOUR COUNTRY TO MEET YOU,
Oh, happy day! Mom, these are my con artist friends from Africa!
NOTE: IF THIS PROPOSAL SUIT YOU,KINDLY RESPOND TO ME
ON MY DIRECT EMAIL CONTACT: (mrleen_moh@yahoo.com)
WITH ALL THE BANK INFORMATIONS.
1 YOUR BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER AND YOUR BANK NAME
2, YOUR FULL NAME AND YOUR BANK ADDRESS
3 , YOUR BANK ROUTING NUMBER
Why, certainly! That's information that cannot be used against me, I'm sure
these fellows will just waltz on in here in Issaquah, and deposit millions for me.
ALL THIS WILL IMMEDIATELY SUBMITED TO BANK FOR NORMAL
PROCEDURE, WE DONT NEED TO DELY BECUSE IT WILL ONLY
TAKE US 7 WORKING DAYS PLEASE .
To clean out my account, most likely.
Hey, I can present fake documents to prove I'm the heir to
7.2 million, and in SEVEN days the funds are cleared?!? The
sonuvabitches at my branch couldn't even cut me a cashiers
check for 700.00 because my license had expired.
Fuck BofA, I'm moving my accounts to the Bank Of Africa!
MR LEEN MOHAMED.
A name you KNOW you can trust.
More details to follow as I lead this prick on for a few weeks...:-)
Yeah. Right.
Another one of these scam artists over there in Africa.
I've decided to play this dumbfuck for all he's worth, mainly 'cause I need the laughs.
And I'm kind of cruel that way.
Here it is:, with my interjections along the way.
"FROM MR.LEEN MOHAMED.
AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING UNIT.
BANK OF AFRICA.
OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA-FASO"
OK. Where the fuck IS Burkina-Faso?
West Africa. It's landlocked and piss-poor.
So instead of trying to actually find honest labor
and build any kind of industry, they turn to scams.
Clever devils!
DEAR FRIEND,
Really? I don't know you from Adam.
(TOP SECRET)
Can you trust me? I wouldn't trust me.
MY NAME IS MR LEEN MOHAMED. I FREELANCE AND WORK
AS A PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR FOR CORPORATE ORGANZATIONS
HERE IN BURKINA-FASO WEST AFRICA.
I thought he worked for the auditors?
RECENTLY I WAS ASKED TO HEAD A TEAM OF INVESTIGATORS ABOUT
A CLIENT OF THIS PARTICULAR (BANK OF AFRICA) HERE IN BURKINA-FASO,
WEST AFRICA AFTER MY INVESTIGATOR WE COME ACROSS AN UNCLAIM
FUND PERSON, WHO DIED INTESTATE AND HAS A DEPOSIT U$7.2 MILLION
DOLLARS IN BANK OF AFRICA HERE, AND ITS AFFILIATE IN EUROPE.
UPON HIS DEATH WE TRIED LOOKING FOR HIS IMMEDIATE RELATION(S)
TO NO AVAIL.I FURTHER GATHERED THAT OUR SAID CLIENT WHOSE
NAME SHALL BE WITHHELD FOR NOW FOR SECURITY REASONS DIED
ABOUT SIX YEARS AGO ALONG WITH HIS ENTIRE HOUSE-HOLD IN
THE ILL-FATED AF4590 AIR CRASH IN MOENCHENGLADBACH,GERMANY
ARROUND MIDDLE OF YEAR 2000 ON ITS WAY TO NEW YORK FOR HIS
ANNUAL VACATION,DETAILS CAN BE FOUND ON THIS WEBSITE
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm
PLEASE FOR ONFIDENTIALITY/SECURITY REASONS YOU ARE TO KEEP
THIS WEBSITE TO YOURSELF TIGHTLY FOR NOW UNTIL FURTHER
NOTICE AS IT WAS A PRODUCT OF MY FINDINGS
You got it! NO one will find out about the BBC from ME!
DURING MY COURSE OF INVESTIGATION ON THIS SAID DECEASED
CLIENT AND A UBSEQUENT HONEST INDIVIDUAL THAT WILL SERVE
AS A NEXT OF KIN SO THAT I MIGHT PRESENT HIS DETAILS BEFORE
THE MANAGEMENT OF THIS BANK TO STAND AS A NEXT-OF-KIN
AS HE NEVER INDIDCATED ANY BEFORE HIS UNTIMELY DEATH.
Well THAT makes perfect sense, lots of people who have 7.2 million
in the bank leave those details open.
Really cuts down on the worry.
IT IS IN THE LIGHT OF THE ABOVE I SUMMED UP COURAGE AND
CONFIDENCE
Oh, there's a word that applies here, but not in the way he implies.
TO CONTACT AND SEEK YOUR INTEREST TO USE YOU, AS A
FOREIGNER WHO WILL STAND AS HIS NEXT-OF-KIN BEFORE THE
MANAGEMENT OF THE BANK UPON MY FINAL RE-COMENDATION IN
THE CAPACITY OF THE HEAD OF INVESTIGATING PANEL SO THAT
THE FUNDS WOULD BE RELEASED AND PAID INTO YOUR CUSTODY
AS THE BENEFICIARY'S NEXT-OF-KIN,ALL DOCUMENTS AND PROVES
TO ENABLE YOU RECIEVE THIS FUND WILL BE CAREFULLY WORKED OUT
Pretty sure documents created at Kinko's don't work that well
AND MORE AS A PROFESSIONAL IN THIS FIELD,IT IS NOT A
STRANGE FACT THAT THE SAID FUND WILL BE CONFISCATED BY TOP
MANAGEMENT EXECUTIVE OF THE BANK AFTER A FRUITLESS SEARCH
FOR ANY NEXT-OF-KIN.
The stragne fact is why, or HOW he came across me.
I AM ASSURING YOU OF 100% RISK-FREE INVOLVEMENT AND AT
THE END OF THE DAY,WE ARE ASLO AWARE OF THE FACT THAT
SOMETHING WILL HAVE TO BE WORKED-OUT FOR OURSELVES
HERE AND FOR YOU THAT WILL BE RECIEVING THIS FUNDS.
ASLO, this guy's spelling is atrocious. Pretty sure a top flight
bank investigator would be better educated.
PLEASE,IF THE ABOVE PROPOSAL IS OKAY BY YOU SIMPLY
INDICATE YOUR WILLINGNESS AND I WILL LET YOU HAVE THE
PANACEA TO CLAIM IT.NB NOW FOR ALL YOUR HELP IN RECIVING
THIS MONEY IN YOUR ACCOUNT 40% OUT OF THE MONEY IS
FOR YOU5% FOR ANY ESPENCESS
The word is EXpenses, curly. I thought it was risk free?
I'm gonna have to pay upfront, aren't I?
BOTH OF US WILL DO ON IT AND YOU WILL KEEP THE LEST OF
OUR MONEY TILL WE COME TO YOUR COUNTRY TO MEET YOU,
Oh, happy day! Mom, these are my con artist friends from Africa!
NOTE: IF THIS PROPOSAL SUIT YOU,KINDLY RESPOND TO ME
ON MY DIRECT EMAIL CONTACT: (mrleen_moh@yahoo.com)
WITH ALL THE BANK INFORMATIONS.
1 YOUR BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER AND YOUR BANK NAME
2, YOUR FULL NAME AND YOUR BANK ADDRESS
3 , YOUR BANK ROUTING NUMBER
Why, certainly! That's information that cannot be used against me, I'm sure
these fellows will just waltz on in here in Issaquah, and deposit millions for me.
ALL THIS WILL IMMEDIATELY SUBMITED TO BANK FOR NORMAL
PROCEDURE, WE DONT NEED TO DELY BECUSE IT WILL ONLY
TAKE US 7 WORKING DAYS PLEASE .
To clean out my account, most likely.
Hey, I can present fake documents to prove I'm the heir to
7.2 million, and in SEVEN days the funds are cleared?!? The
sonuvabitches at my branch couldn't even cut me a cashiers
check for 700.00 because my license had expired.
Fuck BofA, I'm moving my accounts to the Bank Of Africa!
MR LEEN MOHAMED.
A name you KNOW you can trust.
More details to follow as I lead this prick on for a few weeks...:-)
posted by Dunnyman's Castle at 7:09 PM
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That's all well and good, but that post could really use a picture of a hot chick.
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