Friday, December 14, 2007

BUSTED!!!! STEROIDS & BASEBALL!

Oh my.
The Mitchell Report is in, and it names a lot of names. Don't fret, Barry Bonds is in there a LOT, and so is Roger the Rocket Clemens, two guys who seemed too good to be true, and were. A lot of the Bonds supporters were saying that their man was being targeted unfairly because the brother was black, but now they can shut the hell up. Roger's as white as they come. And he's every bit as dirty and tainted as Barry! Woohoo! Equal opportunity scumbags!!
Can we just take any records set since, say, 1990, and dump 'em?
And if someone cries and says they were clean?
Tell them they weren't.
Because they looked the other way.
They allowed their teammates to pump up on HGH, steroids, etc, etc.
They never said a word.
Silence=Complicity
Got it?
So can we celebrate our home run single season record holder?
God bless ya, Roger Maris!!
All time homer king?
You still the man, Hammering Hank Aaron!
Barry?
Kiss my non-steroid induced ass.
Roger?
Hope you enjoy the shrivelled nutsack.
Now can you overpaid cheating assholes get the hell out of baseball and allow players who play by the rules to be stars?
That will be all.