Friday, September 29, 2006

"If this be treason, make the most of it."

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If Nathan Hale was courageous enough to die for liberty.....

So His Exalted Shit-headedness George The Magnificent Asshole Bush I has suspended Habeas Corpus?
And he alone can define who an "enemy combatant" is?
Like, if he doesn't like what you say, you're an "enemy combatant", and it's off to Gitmo with you.
OK, fuck that, I mean, seriously.
This is bullshit.
Ain't what America is all about.
And now I know a LOT of people who are spooked because they've been pretty vocal about ol' Georgie Porgie PorkBarrel W.
Guess what?
I ain't one of them.
According to Chimpy McCokespoon, if I disagree with him, I'm the bad guy.

"If this be treason, make the most of it."
Patrick Henry said it, if you're an American, live by it.....

This is, indeed, pure grade-A Facism by the Bushites, but you know what?
There aren't that many of them.
What kind of an army do they have left after the Iraqi quagmire?
We, my friends, are many.
I will do what I must.
I will speak my mind.
I will never fear.
I will never hide.
What if they come for me?
Let them.
On every box of Remington ammo, it says "The Second Amendment Guarantees The Rest"
I won't go quietly.
They'll fall with me.
And some will say I got what I deserved, but others will see the truth.
They will fight back.
More soldiers will fall with them.
Soon, the soldiers will question why they must die to kill their friends and neighbors.
And then our great nation will be born again as we rise up as one, and restore the America we love.
We outnumber the evil men.
We will win.
My life?
I regret that I have but one to give.

We talk about how this government is disgraceful and wrong and evil, and how the great men who built this nation would be ashamed of it.
Then damnit, don't disgrace their memories!
They all knew they would die if they failed, and many of them knew they would die in course of building this nation.
They didn't fear.
We talk about the sacrifices our ancestors made, as they died in the cause of preserving this nation's freedom when we were attacked.
Then damnit, don't disgrace their memories!
They gave their lives willingly to keep our freedom alive.
They didn't fear.
Many, many people gave their lives to build and preserve this great nation.
If my life is called for to do the same, I can do no less.
I cannot face them in the world after this and say I did not because I was afraid.
I will do what I must.
I will speak my mind.
I will never fear.
I will live free or die.

Monday, September 25, 2006

OK, apparently no one gives a crap...SO....

My politics are what I feel, and I do feel passionately about them, however, no one else gives a crap about my views on them.
So in a desperate attempt to get someone to pay attention to my nonsense ont he web, I've decided to share some writings.

"Oh holy effin' Jesus, he's not gonna bore the snot out of us with some lame-ass poetry, is he?" you ask.
"No, I'm not."
This is some stuff that's been bouncing around my head for AGES.
I keep a number of storylines going at any given time, and from time to time, I write it down in an effort to tell a story.
Please, if you do read, provide some honest critiques?
I'll post it soon enough...

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

God Bless Keith Olbermann!

This guy is the very definition of journalist. He allows no bullshit, no lies and no deception to go unchallenged when it comes to the pResident, his exalted shit-headedness George The Bastard, and Olbermann has made it his mission to keep us informed, while the rest of the media rolls over on command. Murrow would be proud of him, and I imagine Walter Cronkite is as well.

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

OK, enough nice guy....FUCK THE REPUBLICANS!

AND their stooges who just spout off blather all over the place, all the while being mindless lemmings who need their asses kicked.
I just quit a place I used to enjoy going, because of the right wing assholes who insult, spin and slam anything on the left. You know, the kind of fuckheads who ignore the wonderful economy, progress made on our environment, and the fact that the Twin Towers were still standing while Bill was President. Yep, the ol' DVD Verdict, used to be place where you could chat with people of differing backgrounds, but while the right wing whackos can insult me and call me a coward, a traitor and worse because I DEMAND ACCOUNTABILITY FROM THE FUCKING JACKOFF WHO LIVES IN THE WHITE HOUSE, but when one of them is completely ignorant and cannot get the point of a simple commentary by Keith Olbermann, and he disses Keith because he can't understand the simple message, I, the guy who's been insulted, called traitor, etc. get threatened with expulsion because I called the guy on his ignorance.
Democracy in action!!!
Quash that dissent!
Anyone who dares question the Reich Wing must be silenced!!
I say FUCK THEM.
Miss that?
FUCK THEM.
The Verdict used to be about ideas and film, but if you dare utter anything against the current masters of our theocratic, facist nation, you're bad news. You gotta get threatened.
FUCK THEM.
Not everyone there, because there's some really nice people, who strive to keep discourse civil, but the assholes who want to chuck people out if they dare to question the Republican Scumbags.
The good:
Molly-Love ya Moll, keep up the fight..
Harold Gervais-Keep it up Harold, but you'll be tossed before too long..
GoBear-you're an eloquent, well read type of rare intellect, I hope you never quit the fight....
Steve Powers-the most good natured and civil chap in the business, you're an impartial and prejudice free fellow, we need more like you.
Mitch Hattaway-he of the hysterically funny reviews, and good sense,
Schmooo-the guy who enjoys picking on Thing-fish as much as I do...
and of course, Addison deWitt, he of the ever present charm, your witty, wise and well thought out posts are much missed of late...
and the rest of the fine folks who can accept the truth that our country's in a huge clusterfuck
and lest anyone think I direct my anger at ALL persons of Conservative bent, I shall also miss:
Erick Harper, who's TRULY conservative leanings do not preclude the good sense he shows in understanding the issues...
Chris McClinch, who is also a true Conservative, but he's smart enough to see what is real in this world.

THE PISS OFF LIST:
FUTUREMAN-Future? Are you fucking kidding me? You're a throwback to the good ol' days. Like 1850, when you could still buy and sell people of color. Your stunning ignorance is amazing, and certain proof that those who blindly follow the right will ensure the bitter division of our country for ages to come.
ICHIWAWA-Least of which is his fucking idiotic nickname, his stupidity goes into the realms of truly moronic behavior when he states that "he doesn't have a horse in the race" but never fails to attack Clinton and the Left on every single issue, and will never accept any blame for his hero GW Dickheaded Bush. You couldn't be any more transparent if you were cellophane.
OMEN-Ooooh, he sounds tough, but his ignorance is amazing, he doesn't even comprehend global warming. A real Jersey knucklehead.
JCANKERHUXLY-Another dickhead with about as much sense as, say, your average fruitfly. He launched a wonderfully ignorant attack on Al Gore. Yeah, Dickhead IQ, maybe 100, Al Gore, 154, yep, you certainly know better than Al, global warming can't possibly exist. This putz also thinks that most of those Eurotrash pussies actually know how to drive race cars. Let me know when the first one of them unseats Steve Kinser in a real race.
ZIPPO-In addition to his nickname, it's his IQ. Doesn't have a clue, but never fails to mention something completely irrelevant about a completely different subject when you bring up Bush's failures.
REFFA-Yes, Mr. Nazi himself, Mr. Don't You Dare Call a Spade A Spade, when one of your little pets calls a highly respected journalist ignorant, it's against the rules to respond to him using the same language. You got your little feifdom, enjoy it you moron.
And just in case any of y'all are the squealer type (I'm sure most of you trouser stain Repukes are), FUCK BUSH, FUCK CHENEY, FUCK RUMSFELD, ETC. GO AHEAD, tell them...I .....eagerly await the day the Repubs try to stop me from saying what I damn well feel like.
Y'see, I think the Constitution is swell.
The Bill of Rights is just peachy keen, too.
#2 works for me.
Bring it on.

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Time to fuck with a scam artist....

Oh joy! I look in the ol' Yahoo email and well, golly, I have a chance to make some easy money!
Yeah. Right.
Another one of these scam artists over there in Africa.
I've decided to play this dumbfuck for all he's worth, mainly 'cause I need the laughs.
And I'm kind of cruel that way.

Here it is:, with my interjections along the way.

"FROM MR.LEEN MOHAMED.
AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING UNIT.
BANK OF AFRICA.
OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA-FASO"

OK. Where the fuck IS Burkina-Faso?
West Africa. It's landlocked and piss-poor.
So instead of trying to actually find honest labor
and build any kind of industry, they turn to scams.
Clever devils!

DEAR FRIEND,

Really? I don't know you from Adam.

(TOP SECRET)

Can you trust me? I wouldn't trust me.

MY NAME IS MR LEEN MOHAMED. I FREELANCE AND WORK
AS A PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR FOR CORPORATE ORGANZATIONS
HERE IN BURKINA-FASO WEST AFRICA.

I thought he worked for the auditors?

RECENTLY I WAS ASKED TO HEAD A TEAM OF INVESTIGATORS ABOUT
A CLIENT OF THIS PARTICULAR (BANK OF AFRICA) HERE IN BURKINA-FASO,
WEST AFRICA AFTER MY INVESTIGATOR WE COME ACROSS AN UNCLAIM
FUND PERSON, WHO DIED INTESTATE AND HAS A DEPOSIT U$7.2 MILLION
DOLLARS IN BANK OF AFRICA HERE, AND ITS AFFILIATE IN EUROPE.

UPON HIS DEATH WE TRIED LOOKING FOR HIS IMMEDIATE RELATION(S)
TO NO AVAIL.I FURTHER GATHERED THAT OUR SAID CLIENT WHOSE
NAME SHALL BE WITHHELD FOR NOW FOR SECURITY REASONS DIED
ABOUT SIX YEARS AGO ALONG WITH HIS ENTIRE HOUSE-HOLD IN
THE ILL-FATED AF4590 AIR CRASH IN MOENCHENGLADBACH,GERMANY
ARROUND MIDDLE OF YEAR 2000 ON ITS WAY TO NEW YORK FOR HIS
ANNUAL VACATION,DETAILS CAN BE FOUND ON THIS WEBSITE
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm
PLEASE FOR ONFIDENTIALITY/SECURITY REASONS YOU ARE TO KEEP
THIS WEBSITE TO YOURSELF TIGHTLY FOR NOW UNTIL FURTHER
NOTICE AS IT WAS A PRODUCT OF MY FINDINGS

You got it! NO one will find out about the BBC from ME!

DURING MY COURSE OF INVESTIGATION ON THIS SAID DECEASED
CLIENT AND A UBSEQUENT HONEST INDIVIDUAL THAT WILL SERVE
AS A NEXT OF KIN SO THAT I MIGHT PRESENT HIS DETAILS BEFORE
THE MANAGEMENT OF THIS BANK TO STAND AS A NEXT-OF-KIN
AS HE NEVER INDIDCATED ANY BEFORE HIS UNTIMELY DEATH.

Well THAT makes perfect sense, lots of people who have 7.2 million
in the bank leave those details open.
Really cuts down on the worry.

IT IS IN THE LIGHT OF THE ABOVE I SUMMED UP COURAGE AND
CONFIDENCE

Oh, there's a word that applies here, but not in the way he implies.

TO CONTACT AND SEEK YOUR INTEREST TO USE YOU, AS A
FOREIGNER WHO WILL STAND AS HIS NEXT-OF-KIN BEFORE THE
MANAGEMENT OF THE BANK UPON MY FINAL RE-COMENDATION IN
THE CAPACITY OF THE HEAD OF INVESTIGATING PANEL SO THAT
THE FUNDS WOULD BE RELEASED AND PAID INTO YOUR CUSTODY
AS THE BENEFICIARY'S NEXT-OF-KIN,ALL DOCUMENTS AND PROVES
TO ENABLE YOU RECIEVE THIS FUND WILL BE CAREFULLY WORKED OUT

Pretty sure documents created at Kinko's don't work that well

AND MORE AS A PROFESSIONAL IN THIS FIELD,IT IS NOT A
STRANGE FACT THAT THE SAID FUND WILL BE CONFISCATED BY TOP
MANAGEMENT EXECUTIVE OF THE BANK AFTER A FRUITLESS SEARCH
FOR ANY NEXT-OF-KIN.

The stragne fact is why, or HOW he came across me.

I AM ASSURING YOU OF 100% RISK-FREE INVOLVEMENT AND AT
THE END OF THE DAY,WE ARE ASLO AWARE OF THE FACT THAT
SOMETHING WILL HAVE TO BE WORKED-OUT FOR OURSELVES
HERE AND FOR YOU THAT WILL BE RECIEVING THIS FUNDS.

ASLO, this guy's spelling is atrocious. Pretty sure a top flight
bank investigator would be better educated.

PLEASE,IF THE ABOVE PROPOSAL IS OKAY BY YOU SIMPLY
INDICATE YOUR WILLINGNESS AND I WILL LET YOU HAVE THE
PANACEA TO CLAIM IT.NB NOW FOR ALL YOUR HELP IN RECIVING
THIS MONEY IN YOUR ACCOUNT 40% OUT OF THE MONEY IS
FOR YOU5% FOR ANY ESPENCESS

The word is EXpenses, curly. I thought it was risk free?
I'm gonna have to pay upfront, aren't I?

BOTH OF US WILL DO ON IT AND YOU WILL KEEP THE LEST OF
OUR MONEY TILL WE COME TO YOUR COUNTRY TO MEET YOU,

Oh, happy day! Mom, these are my con artist friends from Africa!

NOTE: IF THIS PROPOSAL SUIT YOU,KINDLY RESPOND TO ME
ON MY DIRECT EMAIL CONTACT: (mrleen_moh@yahoo.com)
WITH ALL THE BANK INFORMATIONS.

1 YOUR BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER AND YOUR BANK NAME
2, YOUR FULL NAME AND YOUR BANK ADDRESS
3 , YOUR BANK ROUTING NUMBER

Why, certainly! That's information that cannot be used against me, I'm sure
these fellows will just waltz on in here in Issaquah, and deposit millions for me.

ALL THIS WILL IMMEDIATELY SUBMITED TO BANK FOR NORMAL
PROCEDURE, WE DONT NEED TO DELY BECUSE IT WILL ONLY
TAKE US 7 WORKING DAYS PLEASE .

To clean out my account, most likely.
Hey, I can present fake documents to prove I'm the heir to
7.2 million, and in SEVEN days the funds are cleared?!? The
sonuvabitches at my branch couldn't even cut me a cashiers
check for 700.00 because my license had expired.
Fuck BofA, I'm moving my accounts to the Bank Of Africa!

MR LEEN MOHAMED.

A name you KNOW you can trust.

More details to follow as I lead this prick on for a few weeks...:-)