WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUNG PEOPLE?
Been awhile since my last post, but life just gets in the way of blogging sometimes.
At the part time gig, I deal with a lot of young people.
16-20 years is the average if you toss out the old geezer (me).
Lately, I swear that every damn one of them has a problem.
ADD
ADHD
OCD
and a whole list of other issues.
Why is this?
Is the human gene pool breaking down?
No.
Is the human species evolving?
Yes, but not like that.
I'm pretty sure I know where the problem is.
THE PARENTS.
Yep, folks, it's YOUR FAULT.
You know how you smoked the 70's away, snorted your way through the 80's & dropped X through the 90's?
Boy, those were some good times, eh?
Fucked up, stoned, wasted, blown out of your minds?
It ruined your kids.
So now we have a whole generation of kids that are pretty much worthless.
Because they need to be medicated constantly to handle their ailments.
Because YOU had to get wasted.
Thank you, ever so much for foisting off a large group of idiots on me.
I appreciate it.
When I say idiots, I'm not joking, either.
One of them is really into smoking.
He just loves them Black and Milds.
Can't get enough of them.
His father died at 38.
Of lung cancer.
Thank god my folks were straight arrows.
No weed, no coke, no nothing.
I'm clean as a whistle, too.
And MY kids will be in charge of yours someday because of it.
The meek?
Bullshit, the sober and smart will inherit the earth.
The incredibly fucked up will be cheap labor.
Mwuahahahahaha!
At the part time gig, I deal with a lot of young people.
16-20 years is the average if you toss out the old geezer (me).
Lately, I swear that every damn one of them has a problem.
ADD
ADHD
OCD
and a whole list of other issues.
Why is this?
Is the human gene pool breaking down?
No.
Is the human species evolving?
Yes, but not like that.
I'm pretty sure I know where the problem is.
THE PARENTS.
Yep, folks, it's YOUR FAULT.
You know how you smoked the 70's away, snorted your way through the 80's & dropped X through the 90's?
Boy, those were some good times, eh?
Fucked up, stoned, wasted, blown out of your minds?
It ruined your kids.
So now we have a whole generation of kids that are pretty much worthless.
Because they need to be medicated constantly to handle their ailments.
Because YOU had to get wasted.
Thank you, ever so much for foisting off a large group of idiots on me.
I appreciate it.
When I say idiots, I'm not joking, either.
One of them is really into smoking.
He just loves them Black and Milds.
Can't get enough of them.
His father died at 38.
Of lung cancer.
Thank god my folks were straight arrows.
No weed, no coke, no nothing.
I'm clean as a whistle, too.
And MY kids will be in charge of yours someday because of it.
The meek?
Bullshit, the sober and smart will inherit the earth.
The incredibly fucked up will be cheap labor.
Mwuahahahahaha!